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Doug Nunnally Bio

Who is Doug Nunnally really?

Few know him as he is truly a man shrouded in mystery. However, a trace amount of facts have been found about the man, the myth, the visionary that we can share with you below:

  • It is a documented fact that on November 21, 2004, Doug Nunnally successfully brought back sexy. This predates Justin Timberlake’s later “claim” by 1 year, 7 months, & 16 days – lawsuit still pending.
  • Sugarhill Gang based their greatest hit “Rapper’s Delight” on a fifteen minute rhyme Doug Nunnally mumbled in his sleep.
  • Doug Nunnally covers Django Reinhardt with his thumb.
  • Doug Nunnally actually did tell The Rembrants that life was going to be this way. They really just hear what they want to hear.
  • Doug Nunnally has never been inside a Kinko’s nor would he ever be caught “straight flippin’ copies.”
  • Doug Nunnally would do anything for love, especially that. Of course, this resulted in him giving love a bad name, but does it really matter?
  • Doug Nunnally actually put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. Despite common association though, he did not put the dip in the dip da dip da dip. Surprisingly, that honor belongs to Ringo Starr.
  • Doug Nunnally actually found someone for Freddie Mercury to love. Four times. He’s pretty picky.
  • Coincidentally, Doug Nunnally did learn how to dance from ten thousand lightning bugs after getting a thousand hugs.
  • Doug Nunnally is the sound Barry White seduces women to.
  • Ozzy Osborne’s first pick for the conductor of the Crazy Train? Doug Nunnally. Back-up choice? Vanilla Ice.
  • When Doug Nunnally fights the law, he always wins.
  • Doug Nunnally scored Stacy’s Mom…and Stacy. Together.
  • In the time it took U2 to record “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For,” Doug Nunnally found every lost sock his laundry room ever claimed.
  • Spin Doctor’s short-lived fame was a result of Doug Nunnally successfully proving that “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” was only right half the time and that the “Two Princes” were actually just two Barons.
  • Doug Nunnally pressuring Johnny Nash to get glasses led to him seeing clearly. It wasn’t even raining that day.
  • After losing a high stakes poker game to Doug Nunnally, Satan was forced to live his worst nightmare: wearing a blue dress. Luckily, Shorty Long was there to record Lucifer’s biggest embarrassment in song.
  • There exists a video of four-year old Doug Nunnally playing the main melody to Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida,” Joe Satriani’s “If I Could Fly,” & Creaky Boards “The Songs I Didn’t Write.” He is still awaiting compensation from all parties.
  • The Go Gos received the beat as a gag gift from Doug Nunnally after watching them perform. Guess they got the last laugh.
  • Doug Nunnally once got into a bar fight with four Canadian youths in the mid-90s after arguing over the role of government in the innovation of biotechnology. You might have guessed that Doug Nunnally won, but what you wouldn’t have guessed was that the four boys would go on to form a band named after the total of all their stitches received that night: Sum 41. Their most popular hit actually described the least of their injuries received that night as well: a fat lip.
  • After a particularly wild night of partying, Doug Nunnally hailed a cab and proceeded to tell the female cab drive about his wild night and his intense style of partying including how he knows no party begins until he arrives. Kesha Rose Sebert’s life would never be the same.
  • When asked, Doug Nunnally always chooses this over that.
  • Getting tired of the constant whining of not being able to save lives, Doug Nunnally successfully taught The Fray CPR and the Heimlich.
  • “Bad Moon Rising” is actually written about the time Doug Nunnally did a drive-by mooning on Creedence Clearwater Revival.
  • Doug Nunnally was the best man at The Contor’s Billy Gordon’s wedding. Billy met his wife after Doug taught him how to dance resulting in ladies loving him immediately.
  • Doug Nunnally never needs a little help from his friends to sing in tune.
  • After wing-manning for Doug Nunnally one night, John Lennon overheard Doug tell a girl he wanted her over her friend simply because the friend was just too heavy for him. John was a pretty bad wingman for letting him say that, but it worked out in the end.
  • Doug Nunnally taught Aerosmith how to actually walk that way. Run-DMC was eventually taught by them, albeit a little sloppily, but not everyone can teach like Doug.
  • Doug Nunnally’s prowess as a salesman has been immortalized in song by The Who. He actually did give them the best bargain they ever had.
  • Kevin Rudolf recorded his follow-up hit “I Made It” after finally getting a good review from Doug Nunnally.
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